Funny Programming Comment #67

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
    // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
    //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

Funny Programming Comment #68

public boolean isDirty() {
    //Why do you always go out and
    return dirty;
}

Funny Programming Comment #66

class Act //That's me!!!
{

}

Funny Programming Comment #65

// This comment is self explanatory.

Funny Programming Comment #64

} catch (PartInitException pie) {
// Mmm… pie